An Email for All Seasons

Greetings ___________ (recipient’s name here),

How have you been? How is the spouse or do you not have a special somebody? I have been well. Things have been pretty normal these last few years without you around. I have not died. Hopefully, you haven’t either. Nothing in my life has changed.

I have been very busy with all the trivial events I have to go to. I eat. I sleep. I work. I poop. I eat and poop. I sleep and poop. I work and poop. It is exhausting.

Do you remember that guy/girl (choose one or both) we did all those things with? I have not talked to him/her (choose one or both) since the last time I saw him/her (choose one or both).

There is weather here. It happens daily. They say that where I live has the highest chance of weather in the world. We have a lot of weather. Sometimes I wish there was not so much of it. How is the weather there?

I work when I have a job. I do not work when I am unemployed. At my job, I have a boss. My boss is always telling me what to do. I guess you could say my boss is bossy.

Not long ago, my family had a family reunion. All my family was there. Only the people who could not be there were absent. I live with the part of the family that shares a residence with me. I do not live with anybody else that does not share a residence with me.

Salutations,
____________ (your name here)